真央出さないのはチョコのため?(日刊スポーツ:1月5日)

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イタリアで最多の発行部数を誇る全国紙コリエレ・デラ・セラが、4日付で年齢制限のため同五輪への出場資格がないフィギュアスケート女子の浅田真央(15=グランプリ東海ク)の特集記事を掲載した。「五輪に出場すればメダルは確実」とした。同紙は、日本スケート連盟が出場資格の規則変更を国際スケート連盟に対して強く求めない背景には、スポンサーとの関係があると伝えている。記事では「スポンサーであるチョコレート会社にとって、自社が契約している選手たちを差し置いてマオ(浅田)がメダルを手にすれば、間違った選手に宣伝させていたことになる。まるでハラキリ(切腹)だ」としている。


こんな記事があったのでひとこと。
要するに誰が見ても、“選考方法が明らかにおかしかった”ってことの証明でしょ?

一連の感想
安藤美姫の五輪出場のための獲得ポイントが浅田真央を除き一番高かったのは確かだ。しかし、オリンピックはそこら辺でちまちまやってる大会とは違う。我々が望んでいるのはオリンピックでの“メダル獲得”なんですよ。だからこそ、1年とかいう長いスパンで見れば今回決まった3人の選手になるかもしれないが、オリンピック直前の状態で一番メダルに近い人に行ってもらいたかった。もうこうなったら安藤はトリノでメダルをとるしかない。それができなきゃスケート靴を一生履かないことだな。

この記事へのコメント

2006年01月07日 23:11
TBありがとうございました!
うーん、手厳しいですね・・・。メダルは安藤選手じゃなくても、難しいかも・・・。
また、いらしてください。
いも
2006年01月08日 09:14
コメントありがとうございます。
まあ、それぐらいの覚悟でやって欲しいということですな。点数や評価をつけにくいスポーツなだけに国民に不信感を与えぬようスケート連盟の方もしっかりやって欲しいですな。
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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
2011年08月08日 00:28
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
2011年08月08日 00:59
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
2011年08月08日 01:10
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
2011年08月08日 01:11
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
2011年08月08日 01:25
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
2011年08月08日 01:41
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist ツ�and better tools.
2011年08月08日 02:20
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
2011年08月08日 02:41
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
2011年08月08日 03:10
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsツ�
2011年08月08日 03:12
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
2011年08月08日 03:51
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
2011年08月08日 04:06
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
2011年08月08日 04:22
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
2011年08月08日 04:23
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
2011年08月08日 04:56
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
2011年08月08日 05:16
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
2011年08月08日 05:48
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
2011年08月08日 05:53
If you are going through hell, keep going.
2011年08月08日 05:57
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
2011年08月08日 07:25
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
2011年08月08日 07:30
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
2011年08月08日 07:55
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
2011年08月08日 08:00
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
2011年08月08日 08:12
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
2011年08月08日 08:14
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
2011年08月08日 08:40
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
2011年08月08日 08:48
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
2011年08月08日 09:12
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
2011年08月08日 09:22
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
2011年08月08日 09:31
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
2011年08月08日 09:34
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
2011年08月08日 09:39
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
2011年08月08日 09:55
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
2011年08月08日 10:00
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
2011年08月08日 10:06
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
2011年08月08日 10:27
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
2011年08月08日 10:46
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
2011年08月08日 11:02
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
2011年08月08日 11:15
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
2011年08月08日 11:20
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
2011年08月08日 11:43
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
2011年08月08日 11:45
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
2011年08月08日 11:48
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
2011年08月08日 12:18
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
2011年08月08日 12:37
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
2011年08月08日 13:10
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
2011年08月08日 13:33
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist �and better tools.
2011年08月08日 13:58
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
2011年08月08日 14:22
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
2011年08月08日 14:27
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
2011年08月08日 14:28
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
2011年08月08日 14:39
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
2011年08月08日 14:41
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
2011年08月08日 15:04
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
2011年08月08日 15:05
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
2011年08月08日 15:24
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
2011年08月08日 15:42
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
2011年08月08日 15:57
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
2011年08月08日 16:17
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
2011年08月08日 16:18
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
2011年08月08日 16:38
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
2011年08月08日 16:45
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
2011年08月08日 16:46
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
2011年08月08日 17:16
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
2011年08月08日 18:13
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
2011年08月08日 18:23
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
2011年08月08日 19:14
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
2011年08月08日 19:41
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
2011年08月08日 19:50
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
2011年08月08日 20:14
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
2011年08月08日 20:36
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
2011年08月08日 20:49
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
2011年08月08日 20:50
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
2011年08月08日 21:32
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
2011年08月08日 21:51
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsツ�
2011年08月08日 22:24
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
2011年08月08日 22:29
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
2011年08月08日 22:32
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
2011年08月08日 22:52
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
2011年08月08日 23:04
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
2011年08月08日 23:36
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2011年08月08日 23:46
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
2011年08月09日 00:14
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
2011年08月09日 00:14
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
2011年08月09日 00:14
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
2011年08月09日 00:57
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
2011年08月09日 01:06
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
2011年08月09日 01:58
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
2011年08月09日 02:20
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
2011年08月09日 02:49
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
2011年08月09日 02:50
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2011年08月09日 03:11
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
2011年08月09日 03:16
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
2011年08月09日 03:43
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
2011年08月09日 03:44
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2011年08月09日 04:04
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
2011年08月09日 04:29
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
2011年08月09日 04:50
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
2011年08月09日 04:53
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
2011年08月09日 05:05
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
2011年08月09日 05:08
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
2011年08月09日 05:43
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
2011年08月09日 06:05
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
2011年08月09日 06:19
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
2011年08月09日 06:33
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
2011年08月09日 06:38
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
2011年08月09日 06:46
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
2011年08月09日 06:54
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
2011年08月09日 06:58
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
2011年08月09日 07:16
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
2011年08月09日 07:16
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
2011年08月09日 07:18
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
2011年08月09日 07:20
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
2011年08月09日 07:33
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
2011年08月09日 07:38
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
2011年08月09日 08:32
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
2011年08月09日 08:32
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
2011年08月09日 08:34
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
2011年08月09日 08:36
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
2011年08月09日 08:49
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
2011年08月09日 09:07
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
2011年08月09日 09:19
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2011年08月09日 09:25
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
2011年08月09日 09:34
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
2011年08月09日 09:34
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
2011年08月09日 09:41
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
2011年08月09日 10:01
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
2011年08月09日 10:13
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
2011年08月09日 10:16
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
2011年08月09日 10:32
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
2011年08月09日 10:37
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
2011年08月09日 10:40
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
2011年08月09日 10:55
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
2011年08月09日 11:24
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
2011年08月09日 11:29
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
2011年08月09日 12:15
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
2011年08月09日 12:18
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年08月09日 12:31
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
2011年08月09日 12:56
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
2011年08月09日 12:56
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
2011年08月09日 13:05
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
2011年08月09日 13:08
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
2011年08月09日 13:12
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
2011年08月09日 13:31
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
2011年08月09日 13:33
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
2011年08月09日 13:37
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
2011年08月09日 13:37
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
2011年08月09日 13:39
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
2011年08月09日 13:58
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
2011年08月09日 14:15
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
2011年08月09日 14:18
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
2011年08月09日 14:22
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
2011年08月09日 14:52
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
2011年08月09日 15:09
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
2011年08月09日 15:14
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
2011年08月09日 15:54
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
2011年08月09日 16:01
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
2011年08月09日 16:10
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2011年08月09日 16:19
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
2011年08月09日 16:33
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
2011年08月09日 16:52
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2011年08月09日 16:59
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
2011年08月09日 17:00
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
2011年08月09日 17:00
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
2011年08月09日 17:26
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
2011年08月09日 17:46
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
2011年08月09日 18:33
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
2011年08月09日 19:16
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
2011年08月09日 19:30
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
2011年08月09日 19:51
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2011年08月09日 19:52
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2011年08月09日 19:54
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
2011年08月09日 20:17
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
2011年08月09日 20:22
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
2011年08月09日 21:14
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2011年08月09日 21:14
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
2011年08月09日 21:46
Mit der Dummheit kテ、mpfen Gテカtter selbst vergebens
2011年08月09日 22:52
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2011年08月09日 23:07
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
2011年08月09日 23:15
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
2011年08月09日 23:20
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
2011年08月09日 23:37
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
2011年08月09日 23:42
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
2011年08月09日 23:57
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
2011年08月10日 00:06
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
2011年08月10日 00:12
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
2011年08月10日 00:14
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
2011年08月10日 00:45
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
2011年08月10日 01:16
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
2011年08月10日 03:05
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
2011年08月10日 03:53
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
2011年08月10日 05:27
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
2011年08月10日 07:12
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
2011年08月10日 07:50
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
2011年08月10日 08:21
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
2011年08月10日 08:27
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2011年08月10日 08:45
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
2011年08月10日 08:46
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
2011年08月10日 09:07
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
2011年08月10日 09:21
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
2011年08月10日 09:32
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
2011年08月10日 10:14
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
2011年08月10日 10:32
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
2011年08月10日 10:41
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
2011年08月10日 11:18
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
2011年08月10日 11:36
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
2011年08月10日 11:47
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
2011年08月10日 11:52
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
2011年08月10日 11:53
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
2011年08月10日 12:06
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2011年08月10日 12:08
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2011年08月10日 12:18
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
2011年08月10日 13:27
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
2011年08月10日 13:54
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
2011年08月10日 14:47
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
2011年08月10日 15:14
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
2011年08月10日 15:34
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
2011年08月10日 16:23
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

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