テニス=全豪オープン女子、ヒンギスが16強入り(ロイター:2006年1月22日)

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1月21日、全豪オープン女子シングルスで、マルチナ・ヒンギスが16強入り。写真はイベタ・ベネソバを下したヒンギス(2006年 ロイター/David Gray)
[メルボルン 21日 ロイター]テニスの4大大会第1戦の全豪オープンは21日、当地のメルボルンパークで女子シングルス3回戦を行い、今季から現役復帰した元世界女王のマルチナ・ヒンギス(スイス)がイベタ・ベネソバ(チェコ)を6―4、6―1で下し、16強入りを果たした。
第2シードのキム・クライシュテルス(ベルギー)はロベルタ・ビンチ(イタリア)に6―1、6―2で快勝した。
このほか、第3シードのアメリー・モーレスモ(フランス)、第7シードのパティ・シュナイダー(スイス)、第12シードのアナスタシア・ミスキナ(ロシア)、第15シードのフランチェスカ・スキアボーネ(イタリア)らは勝ち上がった。


ひとこと。
ヒンギスの復帰は大変嬉しい。昨日の試合を見たが安定している。このまま勝ち進んで決勝戦でシャラポワをけちょんけちょんにやっつけてくれ!!

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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
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How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
2013年10月22日 20:50
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
2013年10月22日 22:11
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
2013年10月22日 22:20
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
2013年10月23日 00:38
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
2013年10月23日 03:26
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
2013年10月23日 09:23
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2013年10月23日 10:05
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
2013年10月23日 10:26
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.
2013年10月23日 10:26
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
2013年10月23日 11:41
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
2013年10月23日 12:20
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
2013年10月23日 17:26
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
2013年10月23日 20:41
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
2013年10月23日 21:08
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
2013年10月23日 21:38
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
2013年10月24日 01:29
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
2013年10月24日 01:35
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
2013年10月24日 08:41
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
2013年10月24日 10:17
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
2013年10月24日 11:23
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
2013年10月24日 16:05
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
2013年10月24日 22:29
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
2013年10月25日 06:24
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
2013年10月25日 15:05
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
2013年10月25日 16:11
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
2013年10月25日 16:32
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
2013年10月25日 17:44
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
2013年10月25日 18:05
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
2013年10月25日 18:41
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
2013年10月25日 22:39
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
2013年10月26日 00:53
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
2013年10月26日 02:32
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
2013年10月26日 04:41
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
2013年10月26日 07:44
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
2013年10月26日 09:12
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
2013年10月26日 10:17
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
2013年10月26日 11:53
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
2013年10月26日 12:17
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
2013年10月26日 12:17
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
2013年10月26日 19:23
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
2013年10月26日 20:50
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
2013年10月26日 22:12
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
2013年10月27日 00:32
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
2013年10月27日 04:14
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
2013年10月27日 04:14
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
2013年10月27日 04:35
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
2013年10月27日 04:35
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
2013年10月27日 05:35
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
2013年10月27日 05:38
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
2013年10月27日 09:41
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
2013年10月27日 11:08
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
2013年10月27日 14:11
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
2013年10月27日 15:54
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
2013年10月27日 18:54
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
2013年10月27日 21:20
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
2013年10月27日 23:47
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
2013年10月27日 23:47
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
2013年10月28日 03:05
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
2013年10月28日 03:32
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
2013年10月28日 03:47
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
2013年10月28日 04:29
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
2013年10月28日 06:53
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
2013年10月28日 10:44
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
2013年10月28日 10:53
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
2013年10月28日 16:56
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
2013年10月28日 18:26
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
2013年10月28日 23:41
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
2013年10月29日 00:38
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
2013年10月29日 03:56
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
2013年10月29日 05:17
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
2013年10月29日 05:35
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
2013年10月29日 07:56
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
2013年10月29日 10:50
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
2013年10月29日 14:50
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
2013年10月29日 16:29
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
2013年10月29日 16:47
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
2013年10月29日 16:59
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
2013年10月29日 21:05
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
2013年10月29日 21:26
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
2013年10月29日 23:44
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
2013年10月29日 23:44
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
2013年10月30日 00:32
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
2013年10月30日 02:17
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
2013年10月30日 09:38
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
2013年10月30日 10:00
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
2013年10月30日 10:11
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
2013年10月30日 14:56
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
2013年10月30日 16:42
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
2013年10月30日 16:53
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
2013年10月30日 17:38
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
2013年10月30日 20:29
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
2013年10月30日 21:17
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
2013年10月30日 22:11
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
2013年10月30日 22:53
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
2013年10月30日 23:47
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
2013年10月31日 00:59
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
2013年10月31日 05:29
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
2013年10月31日 09:11
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
2013年10月31日 09:20
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
2013年10月31日 14:23
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
2013年10月31日 14:42
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
2013年10月31日 16:50
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
2013年10月31日 17:17
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
2013年10月31日 17:17
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
2013年10月31日 20:14
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
2013年10月31日 20:59
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
2013年10月31日 21:53
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
2013年10月31日 22:20
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
2013年10月31日 23:35
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
2013年11月01日 03:05
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
2013年11月01日 10:53
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
2013年11月01日 12:20
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
2013年11月01日 13:14
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
2013年11月01日 15:11
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
2013年11月01日 15:32
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
2013年11月01日 15:35
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
2013年11月01日 18:11
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
2013年11月01日 18:20
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
2013年11月01日 18:41
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
2013年11月01日 18:54
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
2013年11月01日 19:05
If a man does his best, what else is there?
2013年11月02日 00:47
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
2013年11月02日 07:17
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
2013年11月02日 07:47
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
2013年11月02日 08:53
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
2013年11月02日 09:35
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
2013年11月02日 10:44
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
2013年11月02日 11:05
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
2013年11月02日 12:50
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
2013年11月02日 15:23
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
2013年11月02日 16:45
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
2013年11月02日 16:59
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
2013年11月02日 17:00
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
2013年11月02日 17:50
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
2013年11月02日 23:14
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
2013年11月03日 00:05
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
2013年11月03日 02:20
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
2013年11月03日 02:50
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
2013年11月03日 03:14
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
2013年11月03日 04:15
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
2013年11月03日 04:35
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
2013年11月03日 04:56
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
2013年11月03日 05:59
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
2013年11月03日 07:17
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
2013年11月03日 08:20
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
2013年11月03日 10:47
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
2013年11月03日 10:56
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
2013年11月03日 12:11
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
2013年11月03日 13:18
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
2013年11月03日 13:23
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
2013年11月03日 16:59
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
2013年11月03日 17:50
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
2013年11月03日 18:11
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2013年11月03日 18:23
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
2013年11月03日 23:26
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
2013年11月04日 00:47
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
2013年11月04日 02:11
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
2013年11月04日 02:56
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
2013年11月04日 02:56
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2013年11月04日 03:05
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
2013年11月04日 03:47
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
2013年11月04日 05:29
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2013年11月04日 06:05
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