サザンオールスターズ 『フリフリ’65』♪♪♪

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サンプル(from SAS official website)


評価:♪♪♪
昨晩の年越しライヴはさぞ大盛り上がりだったのでしょう(録画してまだ見てないもので。。。)

さて、“サザン一発目”ということもあり、ものすごく悩んだ結果、この歌からスタートすることにします。
この曲以外も聴いていたかもしれないが、“サザンオールスターズの歌”、という認識の元で聴いたのはこの曲が初めてだったはず。当時ワシは中学生で、1989年発売のこの歌は、ダウンタウンやウッチャンナンチャンが出ていた番組、『夢で遭えたら』のオープニングかエンディングテーマだった。今はもうウッチャンナンチャンもダウンタウンもそれほど好きではないし、出ている番組も見ないが、『夢で遭えたら』のおかげでサザンを知るきっかけができたので、少しだけだが感謝している。
当時、周りの男はボーイにはしっていたので、サザンっていいよねえ、と言ってくれる人がいなかった。どちらかというと一世代上にファンが多かったような気がする。そんなことを思い出す曲だ。

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Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
2014年04月27日 06:17
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
2014年04月27日 06:32
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
2014年04月27日 06:44
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
2014年04月27日 07:27
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
2014年04月27日 07:50
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
2014年04月27日 08:59
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
2014年04月27日 09:24
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
2014年04月27日 09:53
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
2014年04月27日 14:32
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
2014年04月27日 17:35
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
2014年04月27日 18:20
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
2014年04月27日 20:35
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2014年04月27日 21:08
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
2014年04月27日 21:08
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
2014年04月28日 11:14
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
2014年04月28日 12:50
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsツ�
2014年04月28日 13:38
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
2014年04月28日 14:23
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
2014年04月28日 14:53
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
2014年04月28日 16:27
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
2014年04月28日 17:23
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
2014年04月28日 18:59
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
2014年04月28日 19:06
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
2014年04月28日 21:29
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
2014年04月29日 01:21
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
2014年04月29日 02:05
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
2014年04月29日 03:11
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
2014年04月29日 04:17
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
2014年04月29日 06:24
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
2014年04月29日 07:26
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
2014年04月29日 13:05
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSIツ�
2014年04月29日 13:05
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
2014年04月29日 13:17
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
2014年04月29日 15:56
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
2014年04月29日 17:11
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2014年04月29日 17:11
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
2014年04月29日 17:20
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
2014年04月29日 19:32
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
2014年04月29日 20:20
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
2014年04月29日 22:11
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
2014年04月30日 00:50
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
2014年04月30日 00:50
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
2014年04月30日 00:56
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
2014年04月30日 06:06
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
2014年04月30日 08:20
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
2014年04月30日 09:06
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
2014年04月30日 09:44
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
2014年04月30日 10:20
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
2014年04月30日 16:51
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
2014年04月30日 19:08
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
2014年04月30日 19:20
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
2014年04月30日 19:20
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
2014年04月30日 20:05
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
2014年04月30日 21:06
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
2014年04月30日 21:53
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
2014年05月01日 01:59
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
2014年05月01日 03:32
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
2014年05月01日 04:18
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
2014年05月01日 11:38
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
2014年05月01日 13:32
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
2014年05月01日 15:53
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
2014年05月01日 18:08
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
2014年05月01日 22:48
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
2014年05月01日 22:53
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
2014年05月01日 23:23
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
2014年05月01日 23:41
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
2014年05月02日 05:15
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
2014年05月02日 05:47
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
2014年05月02日 09:27
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
2014年05月02日 12:33
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
2014年05月02日 13:53
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
2014年05月02日 13:54
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
2014年05月02日 14:42
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
2014年05月02日 17:35
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
2014年05月02日 18:11
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
2014年05月03日 00:48
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
2014年05月03日 02:53
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
2014年05月03日 03:14
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
2014年05月03日 03:21
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
2014年05月03日 04:35
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
2014年05月03日 04:59
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
2014年05月03日 04:59
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
2014年05月03日 11:11
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
2014年05月03日 11:29
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
2014年05月03日 12:41
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
2014年05月03日 15:05
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
2014年05月03日 16:05
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
2014年05月03日 19:41
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
2014年05月03日 20:11
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
2014年05月03日 21:59
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
2014年05月03日 22:41
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
2014年05月03日 22:41
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
2014年05月03日 23:29
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
2014年05月04日 00:14
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
2014年05月04日 00:50
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
2014年05月04日 04:17
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
2014年05月04日 04:32
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
2014年05月04日 05:41
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
2014年05月04日 05:50
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
2014年05月04日 08:05
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
2014年05月04日 14:14
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
2014年05月04日 19:18
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
2014年05月04日 19:29
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
2014年05月04日 19:39
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
2014年05月04日 21:08
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2014年05月04日 21:59
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
2014年05月05日 01:23
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
2014年05月05日 01:41
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
2014年05月05日 02:44
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
2014年05月05日 10:17
Mit der Dummheit kテ、mpfen Gテカtter selbst vergebens
2014年05月05日 11:08
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
2014年05月05日 12:38
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
2014年05月05日 12:39
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
2014年05月05日 12:59
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2014年05月05日 16:11
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
2014年05月05日 16:53
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
2014年05月05日 17:05
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
2014年05月05日 22:05
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
2014年05月06日 01:53
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
2014年05月06日 03:00
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
2014年05月06日 07:35
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
2014年05月06日 08:23
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
2014年05月06日 08:23
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
2014年05月06日 11:44
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
2014年05月06日 15:14
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
2014年05月06日 18:53
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
2014年05月07日 00:26
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
2014年05月07日 16:50
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
2014年05月07日 19:14
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
2014年05月07日 19:44
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
2014年05月08日 00:05
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
2014年05月08日 02:50
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
2014年05月08日 02:53
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
2014年05月08日 05:26
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
2014年05月08日 06:35
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
2014年05月08日 09:32
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
2014年05月08日 09:59
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
2014年05月08日 10:59
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
2014年05月08日 12:05
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
2014年05月08日 17:12
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
2014年05月08日 19:32
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2014年05月08日 19:35
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
2014年05月09日 00:26
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
2014年05月09日 10:50
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
2014年05月09日 11:42
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
2014年05月10日 01:08
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
2014年05月10日 14:20
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2014年05月10日 14:29
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
2014年05月10日 15:41
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
2014年05月10日 20:05
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
2014年05月11日 00:08
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
2014年05月11日 09:50
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
2014年05月11日 11:54
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2014年05月11日 16:33
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
2014年05月11日 21:00
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
2014年05月12日 00:47
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
2014年05月12日 06:59
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
2014年05月12日 10:50
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
2014年05月12日 11:47
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
2014年05月12日 11:50
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
2014年05月12日 23:18
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
2014年05月13日 05:44
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
2014年05月13日 05:57
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
2014年05月13日 06:31
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
2014年05月13日 06:35
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
2014年05月13日 07:23
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
2014年05月13日 11:32
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
2014年05月13日 12:05
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
2014年05月13日 12:20
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
2014年05月13日 12:33
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
2014年05月13日 14:26
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
2014年05月13日 16:35
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
2014年05月13日 16:53
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
2014年05月13日 19:35
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
2014年05月13日 19:35
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
2014年05月13日 22:05
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
2014年05月14日 00:59
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
2014年05月14日 03:50
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
2014年05月14日 03:50
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
2014年05月14日 03:50
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
2014年05月14日 06:05
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
2014年05月14日 19:41
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
2014年05月15日 00:17
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
2014年05月15日 03:50
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
2014年05月15日 04:23
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2014年05月15日 07:20
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
2014年05月15日 08:11
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
2014年05月15日 09:36
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
2014年05月15日 11:33
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
2014年05月15日 12:35
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2014年05月15日 13:32
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
2014年05月15日 13:50
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
2014年05月15日 16:08
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
2014年05月15日 16:54
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
2014年05月15日 16:59
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
2014年05月15日 18:41
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
2014年05月15日 21:35
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
2014年05月15日 23:05
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
2014年05月15日 23:06
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
2014年05月16日 00:56
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
2014年05月16日 01:11
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
2014年05月16日 01:23
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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